This little pig went to market, this little pig stayed at home.
This little pig had roast beef, this little pig had none.
And this little pig cried wee-wee-wee, all the way home.
This dippy dog stole sausages, this dippy dog stole a bone.
This dippy dog chased squirrels, this dippy dog chased none.
And this dippy dog said yap-yap-yap on the mobile phone.