Brian Moses and Lisa Williams: This little pig/This dippy dog

This little pig went to market, this little pig stayed at home.

This little pig had roast beef, this little pig had none.

And this little pig cried wee-wee-wee, all the way home.

This dippy dog stole sausages, this dippy dog stole a bone.

This dippy dog chased squirrels, this dippy dog chased none.

And this dippy dog said yap-yap-yap on the mobile phone.